by TheUltimatePeanut December 18, 2017

A drunk one is the person that says the most stupid things. They are the type of people who are not really drunk but act like it. They can be very awkward and are the most terrible singers. If you know a drunk one approach it with the greatest caution. You'll never know what they'll do.
by Don't know don't care October 9, 2015

by CaptainCyrus April 29, 2024

A person who deepthroats McDonald’s at 3am on the daily because of a sad romance failure or a “fall out”
Gosh have you seen that one bitch Karen today?
Oh my god yes she ordered 100 nuggets & a “Diet Coke” Bitch trying to sound healthy? Please what a McDonald’s drunk
Oh my god yes she ordered 100 nuggets & a “Diet Coke” Bitch trying to sound healthy? Please what a McDonald’s drunk
by That bitch Bryleigh June 4, 2018

by Hnogfer May 15, 2020

The feeling once you first wake up and your brain is all slushy and you can’t really process anything. Sorta half awake and half asleep.
by Ashybutthole June 26, 2022

An individual’s tendency to excessively and needlessly purchase overpriced alcohol when inebriated in a social setting and in a fashion that resembles the stereotypical behavior frequently associated with oligarchs.
“Why did George order another bottle of Cristal? The club is closing and they turned the lights up- everyone is leaving.”
“George acts like a drunk oligarch when he drinks too much. It’s called drunk oligarch syndrome.”
“George acts like a drunk oligarch when he drinks too much. It’s called drunk oligarch syndrome.”
by notmyrea1name March 25, 2023
