straight pride day

Straight pride is a day on August 1st

Straight pride day is when we celebrate straight people

by Straightman42069 October 4, 2021

Super Straight September

Super Straight September Is a Day to remember All of the super straight lives lost due to super straight oppression

Yo cuh it’s super straight September

by Menoblahckmesuperstraight March 6, 2021

Super Super Straight

A man who is only attracted to females who are born females, and those females are attracted to males who were also born male.

Guy 1: Hey do you like women who like trans men?
Guy 2: Hell to the fuck no, i’m super super straight

by Otpurzid March 8, 2021

"i meant straight"

a term commonly used to fool idiots into saying they menstruate.

A -"Where is the Bering Stray?"
B -"What's a stray?"
A -"I meant straight"

by sloney June 29, 2007

valid straight person

A term used by the LGBTQ community (primarily gays and bis) to describe cis het people that aren’t stereotypically straight.

These people tend to be allies and very supportive and kind towards members of the community. They are also probably funny and easygoing when it comes to jokes about being straight.

Girl 1: Is Harry Styles straight?
Girl 2: I think so, but even if he is, he’s definitely a valid straight person.
Girl 1: Oh yeah for sure.

by c00chieman69 October 2, 2020

gay and straight alliance

In high school, the curricular activity in which involves gay and straight people to get together and befriend one another. In real life, an after school class to smoke pot.

Person 1: Dude, have you heard about the gay and straight alliance group?

Person 2: Yeah, I go there and poof a lil.

by WouldntYouLoveToKnow August 17, 2006

Super Straight

Where straight men are only attracted to women who was born a female, including transgender males.

Guy 1: today I came out to my family as Super Straight today!

Guy 2: what does that mean?

Guy 1: that I’m only attracted to women who where born female.

Guy 2: so does that include transgender guys then?

Guy 1: yeah man!

by Rob 😎 March 8, 2021