And apt description of having disproportionately sized testicles in relation to having a smaller penis. Thus, creating the imagery of a small cab on giant wheels much like a monster truck
Bill was wary of wearing his speedo out, for he was perpetually monster truckin' with his inappropriately low bulge.
by Felonious monk October 4, 2015
Get the Monster truckin' mug.The act of playing with one's monster unit in an app game in the restroom. At times, it is also done in public. It is a very vulgar act. Stroking, fingering, touching, and aiming are various ways in which one can play with their monster. At times, one can monsterbate furiously and come out not knowing how much time has passed.
Bob: Jim is taking an awful long time in the restroom.
Joe: He's probably just monsterbating in there.
To be caught in the act is to bring shame to oneself.
Jared: G..Gina! What are you doing here? I thought you left!
Gina: I forgot my keys. Wait, Jared? Oh my god! Are you monsterbating in public? Ew. That's just gross.
Joe: He's probably just monsterbating in there.
To be caught in the act is to bring shame to oneself.
Jared: G..Gina! What are you doing here? I thought you left!
Gina: I forgot my keys. Wait, Jared? Oh my god! Are you monsterbating in public? Ew. That's just gross.
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Ready to have a great day and be prepared for anything
1.)When you wake up really early and have a long day ahead of you and unless u have a bfc of monster you will not make it through the day.
2.)To get through classes you stop to buy a bfc of monster to stay awake.
Fun fact: in primitive times this was achieved by copious amounts of coffee and more recently Mountain Dew
1.)When you wake up really early and have a long day ahead of you and unless u have a bfc of monster you will not make it through the day.
2.)To get through classes you stop to buy a bfc of monster to stay awake.
Fun fact: in primitive times this was achieved by copious amounts of coffee and more recently Mountain Dew
1.)"Paul has been here all day and is still kicking ass." "Yea he had a monster Morning so he's ready for anything.
2.)To insure jimmy did not get suspended for falling asleep in class again he decided to make it a monster Morning.
2.)To insure jimmy did not get suspended for falling asleep in class again he decided to make it a monster Morning.
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Monsterific is a very lovable person, he is kind and sweet, a bit kinky at times but it is only to be expected from someone so amazing.
Has an amazing sense of humour. His jokes are always funny (not always necessary but nonetheless funny).
Amazing body, the most beautiful glistening eyes to ever be created and lips that are as smooth as a baby's bottom.
He is a complete dream come true.
And a future that any girl would want to have.
Monsterific is a very lovable person, he is kind and sweet, a bit kinky at times but it is only to be expected from someone so amazing.
Has an amazing sense of humour. His jokes are always funny (not always necessary but nonetheless funny).
Amazing body, the most beautiful glistening eyes to ever be created and lips that are as smooth as a baby's bottom.
He is a complete dream come true.
And a future that any girl would want to have.
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Get the monster hong kong mug.A monster bunny is a psychopath ho plays sweet and innocent.
Monster bunnies tend too be very manipulative.
Monster bunnies tend too be very manipulative.
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