monster stick

This is how you define your own male genitalia no matter the actual size.

Jason tells his wife she's getting the monster stick every "clean sheet" Wednesday.

by Wfchampa April 20, 2018

Chocolate Monster

A turd so mighty and ferocious it almost appears as if it is a monster waiting to devour the world, or even your ass the next time you sit down on the throne.

"Sorry, I left a chocolate monster behind in your bathroom, it wouldn't flush...

by NO1R April 5, 2022

25 inch mega monster cock

The name should explain itself. Only godlike people shall hold such a cock in their grasps, it's always ready for use and can last for hours if used correctly.

1: Holy shit! Look, that person has a 25 inch mega monster cock!
2. Whoa, you're right! Look at the gurt of that thing!
3: Yeah that's right, worship it.

by Handle can't b blank November 4, 2019

Logness Monster

A shit so big that it sticks its head up out of the water like the Lochness Monster.

Every time I each a Chipotle Burrito I end up seeing the Logness Monster.

by jensenbox1 May 29, 2025

Dirty monster

A dirty monster refers to the beverage created by mixing semen, excrement, urine, and any additional additives(typically left over monster beverage, or possibly strong alcohol) in a left over monster energy can.

“Ah man I could really go for a dirty monster right about now”

“Hey why don’t we make some dirty monsters for our guests”

by tainttickler47 May 9, 2024

fresh air monster

When you re heavy drinking in a pub, but you do nt feel drunk, you go outside and instantly get attacked by the fresh air monster,instantly slurring your words and having trouble walking

Jake had drank 10 pints and was nt feeling drunk at all, til he went outside and was attacked by the fresh air monster

by G dogo June 17, 2024

marmite monster

that is showing to little black kids

look at those marmite monsters stealing a tv

by francois jacobs July 14, 2022