monster

verb: to fulfill the role of non-player-characters and/or enemies ( human or otherwise) during a scenario of a live action role playing session. this may or may not involve wearing a grotesque rubber mask or face-paint npc,larp,roleplay,character,mask

"ok i need five people to monster in this set-up, any volunteers?"

by chalkeee July 12, 2015

monster nap

(v.)Often confused with too much sleep. A monster nap is when you sleep for almost a full day due to lack of sleep the day before.

"Why was Derek pissed off at the dodgeball game?"
"We woke him up from his monster nap."

by theonewhoflops October 17, 2017

Cookie Monster

A jersey boy’s shlong.

“Hey Liam, where is Gavin?”
“He’s tending to Cookie Monster lol”

by ChokeMeChet29 July 18, 2021

cust monster

A fat piece of shit who stays at home plays video games smells like shit etc. obese ugly af smelly

Yo u seen that cust monster wearin that same fuckin shirt again?

Who peter ?

by Custybeast November 26, 2014

Ohio Yeti Monster

Something that lurks the Ohio forest taking victims and balls with them, then proceeding to roll down a hill to finish them.

Person 1: I just saw the ohio yeti monster

Person 2: Only in ohio

by russian cat. June 18, 2023

Cookie Monster

BEWARE! he will steal your cookies

Person A: “yo man where did my cookies go”

Person B: “they got stolen by the cookie monster”

by UltraDean1983 March 11, 2025

the rapey monster

Super duper scary monster that can and WILL touch you in your special place

Shit, the rapey monster got me again…

by Deadskull101 December 5, 2023