Green monster

Big green dildo

Daddy loves a green monster

by Boo big green beans June 13, 2019

Monster

Someone who pours their milk in the bowl before their cereal.

"Why would you do that?! You're a monster!"

by Ciel1820 April 29, 2019

mud monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

''May we all be mud monsters"

by Givemeurmomplz September 20, 2021

Tennessee Tickle Monster

To get finger blasted by a shit covered pinky finger as someone tickles your taint with a whip.

That big country guy handled me with the ol Tennessee Tickle Monster

by The paper June 13, 2025

Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams

The most feminine drink on earth.

Man 1: Hey look, Man 3 is drinking a Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams.
Man 2: I bet he's wearing thigh highs.
Man 3: Stop it guys! *blushes*

by TweakinFrFr October 14, 2024

Monster

The definition of the whole human race.

*Watches horror movie*
Friend 1: "What a monster!"
Friend 2: "No, that's not a monster. We are monsters"

by bobbygivemebackmyfivedollars April 22, 2020

Mud Monster

I am become this.

Hym "I am become Mud Monster. That I may avoid the inevitable slinging of mud."

Iam "..........."

Hym "Aw... Come on buddy. It's not that bad."

Iam "It's not that it's 'that bad' it's that it's inarguably wrong for them to do it. Which is why they won't even attempt to do so. They care only about motivation."

Hym "Which is why they want to motivate us to 'create some news' for them. They can use the mound of corpses we create (Hypothetically) to bolster their fame. They're like women. 'Oh my! Look how obsessed he was with us!' they'll cry! 'For a limited time only our coffee mugs will be on sale in response to this tragic, TrAgIc event (that we couldn't even be bothered to lift a finger to stop).' Hahahaha!"

by Hym Iam May 17, 2022