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monster truck titties

When a woman (or various women) have voluptuous and oversized breast that contrast in size to the rest of her (or their) body. Monster Truck Titties can be all natural, or can be Implanted. Typically breast’s larger than a D sized cup, with slim a waistline.
“Damn, how can that girl be 5’6, size 2 waist, and have 32 DD Monster Truck Titties?

Ex: Kate Upton, Salma Hayek, Sofia Vergara, Pamela Anderson, and Busty Buffy all have Monster Truck Titties.
by M.F. Jones April 19, 2018
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monster nap

(v.)Often confused with too much sleep. A monster nap is when you sleep for almost a full day due to lack of sleep the day before.
"Why was Derek pissed off at the dodgeball game?"
"We woke him up from his monster nap."
by theonewhoflops October 17, 2017
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monster stick

This is how you define your own male genitalia no matter the actual size.
Jason tells his wife she's getting the monster stick every "clean sheet" Wednesday.
by Wfchampa April 20, 2018
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Monster mudbuster

When you and your friend shot gun a bfc (big fucking can) monster fallowed by a shot of vodka then tag team your girlfriend until she looks like a mud puddle then you probably die of a heart attacks and fall in the Mudd puddle
It's Friday night mike what do you say we go to my house for a monster mudbuster.
by Prince Charles E May 2, 2018
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Monster high doll

A girl who dyes her whole head vibrant pastels and dresses like a hoochie mama
Look at how vibrant and slutty carry is dressed she looks like a monster high doll
by Calico horse January 20, 2018
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Minstagram

To put it plainly, it is an Instagram for Minstrels.
"I saw your bag of minstrels on minstagram! Makes me hungry."
by jellyfoshnoodle May 4, 2018
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Monster

Sarahs mom
by Folani May 17, 2018
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