Your Mom Sequence

(v)- The action of stating multiple "your mom" disses within a short time period.

A- Your mom looks like a dog
B- I dogged your mom
B- I did your mom while dogging
B- Stuck my dog in your mom
B- Did your mom on a dog
B- Did your mom's dog
B- Sucked your mom's dog
B- Did your mom's dog while sucking
A- I'm out....*kills himself*

Your Mom Sequence by douche bag February 4, 2005

ur mom 

defenition 1: ur grandmas daughter, ur dads wife, ur aunts sister, ur cousins aunt, ur uncles sister, ur daughters grandma, ur grandpas daughter, ur sisters/brothers dads wife, UR MOM

defenition 2: a comeback that can replace any noun in a sentence
(also can be used with in bed)

1: is that ur mom? (aka any of the above)

2: ur a party pooper
ur moms a party pooper
(add in bed at the bed of any sentence and it makes sense)
ur a party pooper
ur moms a party pooper
..in bed
COMEBACK: really? usually she gets the party started!

ur mom by yer-maum April 24, 2003

justin beiber's mom 

The stupidest person in the world to give birth

If you think pregnant teens are bad parents, look at justin beiber's mom!

justin beiber's mom by MicTheLawl June 10, 2014

soccer mom

A matriarchical parental unit who's parenting ethos is based on rigidity, indoctrination, and denial of everything that would otherwise make its kids more independent. Also opposes video games, guns, and self-defense. Often supports globalism and "peace." Is against rugged individualism. Tries to "break" its kids of their individuality.

A cabal of child-abusing soccer moms tried to abolish fun and got themselves shot dead by an underground resistance movement of Right-Wing vigilante Goths.

soccer mom by Iggy Hazard January 15, 2004

football mom 

a mom who is the exact opposite of a soccer mom. allows children to have fun.

the football mom took her children to a concert while the soccer mom's children were at home miserable

football mom by CarlTheShanker November 5, 2003

your mom 

my ride last night... ask your dad

"your mom rides smoother than a limousine"

your mom by danisoccergirl9 November 27, 2007

Someone's mom 

Not a Milf. Not someone you associate with having sex with.

Finch-"Man, that's someone's mom, not like stiffler's mom.

Someone's mom by Alohaman June 25, 2008