A Shin kick

Everyone know one of the most painful places to be kicked that hurts boys and girls is the shin and to call someone a ‘Shin Kick’ it means that they are so annoying that you want to kick them in the shins hard and hurt them because of their stupidity or for just being an asshole
Person 1 - Omfg, Tom’s so fucking annoying he’s such a shin kick
Person 2 - yeah mate he’s a bitch and a half
by Gavin’s crocs May 30, 2019
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slit kick

When a woman gets kicked in her vagina.
Ouch! Looks like Simon missed the soccer ball and instead gave Jennifer a painful slit kick!
by Sierra09 February 20, 2021
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Kicking Up Dust

when you have sex with a old lady past the age of 85
“man, last night me and mee maw were kicking up dust
by IndonesianSkank December 09, 2023
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National kick an Ollie day

National kick an Ollie day
by Ollie.yeet.yeet.Ollie November 20, 2020
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Toolbox Kick

An action performed when a tool does something very toolboxly.

A saying said with a "Falcon Punch" style accent whenever someone else does something very toolboxly.
Preston was such a fucking toolbox that his douchebaggery could only be described as a Toolbox Kick.

Oder was being a tool again so we all exclaimed "Toooolbox Keek!"
by Less Than Satisfactory Failure October 09, 2009
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at any time between 2022-2032, anyone under 5'7 (normal people) can kick any of those OVERGROWN GIANTS 5'8 and higher
"hey rob how tall are you?"
"5'9"
"too bad its national kick tall people decade"
"im not even t"
👹
by tall people should shrink October 13, 2022
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kick the spoon

The act of tickling someone's uterus with a lysol wipe while they drink coffee to loosen their bowels.
Every morning, I kick the spoon with my wife before she gets dressed to go to work so she doesn't have to shower.
by nishinoyawarrior May 10, 2021
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