jake wickham

small 2 inch pp very short large flaps tbh

jake wickham is very flappy

by shreksfanny August 15, 2022

jakes

opps; street slang for police

ayo, jakes at the door. hide the bud.

fuck 12. watch out for the jakes.

by Bra55Flam1ngo February 4, 2022

Jake

A good person that makes friends easily, gets good grades. No girls like jakes but it is ok. Jakes are cool keep secrets always cheers people up, always a simp and never let's a girl down.

Hey Jake can I talk to you, my teacher gave me a 85%

Hey yeah I can help you after classs

by anonymous November 19, 2020

Jake Break

A "Jake Break" is the act of saying you are ill because you are undergoing a sex change and don't want everyone to find out.

I haven't seen jake in ages is he ill ?

No he is on a jake break ?!
OMG how can he be a she with than beard !

by SJP1992 January 24, 2018

Jake Debord

The sexiest, smartest, tallest, strongest, longest, gayest piece of shit you'll ever meet. He usually is found in smaller towns, but he has seen the larger towns. So you'll know him.

Damn, that Jake Debord kid is the coolest cat on the block.

by pappyflappy123 June 2, 2017

Jake Mathieson

Jake a sexually puny being, his mums clitoris sticks out more than his own dick, not many people associate with jakes as they are the most disgusting things that ever will walk the earth. Jakes should kys at the age of five and if they ever get in a realstionship it will end in pity sex jakes are not an ideal friend but I you get stuck with one just insult every single day

Omg that bitch has the dick of a jake Mathiesoson

How did you end up with a jake Mathieson

by Aid donkey guy March 10, 2019

Jake

Twat. Just like all J names

Jake is a narcissist

by jordanrock2 November 22, 2021