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light pole

The sexiest motherfucker, you can fuck this bitch all you want. Every 4th grader starts beginning to love them, then it slowly descends into getting intimate and sexual with it. You can use it to strangle your victims and molest them, or just molest the pole itself.
Adolphus the great: I, the king, now disclose that I hereby am in love intimately with this attractive pole!
Light Pole:

Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*
by TesTy_DaBlockz September 9, 2023
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yass-lighting

A combination of "Yass"/"Yass Queen" and gaslighting.
Convincing a person into believing something through hyping them up and/or positive public support.
Person 1"2 + 2 = 5"
Person 2"Yass, you're so right. I didn't realise. You're really intelligent. Listen everyone, this person really knows their stuff. You should listen to them ."
Person 3"Hey, quit yass-lighting them."
by BBEB May 6, 2024
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Albuquerque Back-up Light

When you’re banging a chick outside at night , you got her doggy-style. You can a firefly as it flies by, and stick it in her butthole.
As in, “I gave her the ole Albuquerque Back-up Light last night in Anderson’s hay field, it was awesome watching the glow on her perfect apple bottomed ass!”
by Swyre 3 April 29, 2024
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Light Bender

The slang term for an optician
Here we are with a whole room full of light benders at Vision Expo
by Random Aussie May 3, 2025
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close the lights

turning off lights
by Abby and mp language March 30, 2025
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Pilot Light

A situation where a business lacks management and direction and slowly descends into a shit show.
This business is currently pilot lighting. Imagine how shit all the staff would feel
by Revs May 13, 2021
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random light

Random Light is when someone randomly starts fucking people in public while wearing Christmas lights so he stands out, they call it a random event
“Wow is he really fucking him in public with Christmas lights? This is a random light”
by PewPewshots November 15, 2017
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