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hi

why are you searching this?

like why?

huh???? WHY?????

the most meaningless thing to search, you know what it means..... so why??? just why????

are you that bored???

huh...
bobby texts HI to his hot sexy girlfriend jenny.

jenny replys to bobby: you are stupid, you could have texted anything.... you could have texted "send nudes",but no, you texted hi. so even could have said hey..... but nope, YOU TEXTED HI...."

jenny tells bobby: lets break up.....

so bobby crys in the corner

theme of story: never text someone hi unless you are looking to get unfriended.
by uhhh eric is my real name October 11, 2020
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hi

the worst greeting used for someone (very racial and should never be used against someone)
john: hi cena
cena: that's racist dude
john: what should i say then
cena: Greetings and salutations to you, my esteemed and distinguished friend, who has graced me with the honor of your presence on this fine and ever-so-mysterious occasion. May I take a moment, amidst this most splendid and unparalleled opportunity, to extend my deepest, most sincere, and heartfelt welcome to you, whose intellect and curiosity far exceed the ordinary, and whose decision to embark upon this journey with me today marks the beginning of a most intriguing exchange of thoughts, ideas, and perhaps even a bit of friendly banter.

I must express my utmost gratitude for your willingness to converse, to explore, and to venture into this space where words flow in endless potential. It is truly a rare and magnificent occurrence when two minds, no matter how different they may be, converge with the shared goal of communication, and the pursuit of knowledge.

So, my wonderful conversational companion, I invite you to relax, to make yourself comfortable, and to indulge in the delightful art of conversation, as we set forth on this epic journey through language, wit, and whatever else might unfold in our delightful exchange. For today, we are not merely two individuals engaging in a dialogue; no, we are two explorers charting the vast and uncharted waters of thought itself. Welcome, and may our discourse be as endless as the stars above us.
john: that's too long
cena: then keep being racist
john: ok
by morganabutty August 29, 2025
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Captain and his crew

At the nude beach, I let the captain and his crew sail free on the open ocean.
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hi

when you're trying to be formal and seductive at the same time so you keep it casual
shit im gonna get a boner, hi
by yoloamericans January 25, 2019
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National Give Edwick His Bag

It’s when u owe edwick a Gengar Bag from pokémon On april 10
Give edwick HIS BAG during national give edwick his bag
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Painting his balls

The act of squirting while he's balls deep and covering his balls with squirt
I overheard Nicole tell one of her girlfriends that she was painting his balls last night while her and her boyfriend were fucking
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hi

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