by tomato12345678910 May 16, 2025

While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.
Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!
by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017

There aren’t a lot of people I give my hat to, but he was a great worker and really helped me out a lot.
by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

teacher: you all have to say 'praise the lord before i'll let you out'
john: fuuuccckkk that i could worship the hat if i wanted to!
*praises fitted hat*
john: fuuuccckkk that i could worship the hat if i wanted to!
*praises fitted hat*
by b1gwi11 February 13, 2008

by mesh. August 25, 2009


by BigMacBoy November 10, 2019
