The Hat Trick Surprise

When you see the Mother and Daughter out on the town, and then they both see you and realize that they both have banged you from the dating sites.

"I ran into Suzie and Claudia on the town, I had no idea they were related. It was quite the Hat Trick Surprise."

by SRKJ August 2, 2022

free hat

when thw male ejaculates with a condom on and the girl takes the condom and wears it like a hat

damn man my girlfriend did a free hat and then her friend came out of the closet and then the last thing i knew was that i was on a threesome

by diego´s friend May 16, 2021

Tokyo Hat Trick

In hentai when a tentacle goes all the way through, starting at the mouth, exiting the anus, and then hooking back around to penetrate the vagina.

"Woah, that tentacle came back out her ass and hooked around to her pussy!"
"Woah, Tokyo Hat Trick, nice!"

by RugCarpet December 8, 2021

Wayne Rooney Hat-Trick

(Derivative of Gordie Howe Hat Trick)

Scoring an own goal against your team and two goals (aka a brace) for your team.

Immortalized by Wayne Rooney's performance against Stoke City on October 20, 2012.

"He was on pace for a Wayne Rooney Hat-Trick after the first 45 minutes, but couldn't net another goal in the second half."

by BrendanInJersey January 21, 2017

Small top hat

A very small top hat you wear on your head.

Person 1: “Hey! why does Becky have a weird little spec on her head?”

Person 2: “Look closer! It’s a small top hat!”

by Lemon_Pop_Rocks! March 24, 2023

cardinal’s hat

The glans penis, particularly one of a deep red colour.

Bashing the bishop? More like chafing the cardinal’s hat

by Exkingzog January 26, 2020

Get your head out of your cowboy hat

The pg way of saying “Get your head out of your ass,”

Lmbo get your head out of your cowboy hat 🤠🤠🤠

by Lmbo_cowboy_hat June 12, 2019