Half a hoe

The type of person who is loyal in relos but when they aren’t in a relo they have a fuck fest aka sausage fest

“My week has been a fuck fest after Lindsey and I broke up”
“Damn I knew I was only half a hoe”

by Fucknigs May 19, 2018

half band kid

A kid named Eric who somehow got sucked into the band kid crowd

Band kid 1: yo who’s this guy?

Band kid 2: oh it’s Eric, he’s a half band kid

Band kid 1: oh sick

by WormSoul December 13, 2022

half-co-nephew-in-law

Spouse's half-nibling's husband.

half-co-nephew-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Cousins by the half dozens

A typical descriptor of the modern extended nuclear family. No longer can people claim to have dozens of cousins when average children per family rates have dropped so drastically since the baby boom era.

Vinny: Hey Joe! How was your family reunion paisano?
Joe: Hey Vinny! It was good. My nonna and aunts and uncles were all there. There was plenty of linguine left over since I got cousins by the half dozens.

by Church Wexler May 3, 2025

half a ball banger

Half a ball banger , is only half the ball banger , of a full on ball banger !

Yerh , narh , he’s fucken only half a ball banger , mate, trying to get attention!

by Debyumyum February 1, 2023

Half Noggin

A Half Noggin is somebody that cannot think straight and makes terrible decisions day to day.

"That boy Jack is a real Half Noggin"

by 4 Wide Member October 29, 2022

Half

.5 grams of black tar heroin.

Let me get a half.

by LegionAK March 17, 2020