Elodan's Hat

The crusty ring of blood you find around your nipples - the morning after having spent a night with industrial strength crocodile clips clamped around them.

That bird last night was a right sort ! Woke up this morning wearing Elodan's hat.

by Rex Press November 20, 2010

Santa hats

When a woman’s boob is saddened and completely deflated, most likely due to trauma-induced hyper reaction to oversexualization of the chest area, or due to misogyny and fomogeny

Yo, that girl last night had Santa hats

by August 04, 2024

Tiajuana Top Hat

When a woman wearing a sombrero kneels in the middle of a group of men who proceed to ejaculate into the "bowl" formed by the sombrero's rim.

That was quite a Tiajuana Top Hat your mom got last night.

by haskdj November 14, 2011

lamp hat

Joey's gay discord name

'Thats a nice lamp hat'

by Big Bob 123 February 12, 2018

Scummy fog hat

A Sweaty hat that your friend shit in and blew a cloud of vape in

Remember when you’re homie put on my scummy fog hat!?

by Spoogs August 31, 2018

Ikea bucket hat

A mark of superiority worn by members of the ikea cult

That ikea bucket hat is sick

by Shnoiken September 08, 2022

Keira's hat

A hat Keira will defend with her life, she will go to extreme lengths to ensure that any one who touches her hat suffers greatly. She also feels naked without it

Keira: "TOUCH MY HAT AND I WILL FUCKING END YOU."

Justin: *touches Keira's hat* *gets killed*

by Sailor boy December 02, 2021