Five foot nothing brad pitt

A midget your lover or wife would leave you for.
Guy's wife- Fuck this shit, I'm going to be with my five foot nothing brad pitt.
by Solid Mantis October 29, 2019
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Number Five

Number Five Is not used in a sentence dumbass
by Themotherfuckingalpha November 30, 2020
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i'll be on in five

The thing your friends says when you ask them to get on a game, but of course, they actually mean "i'll be on right after you start playing by yourself"
John: "I'll be on in five"

*two hours later*

Evan: "Dude where are you?"

John: "I'm getting on now"
by capsulej2 November 25, 2024
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A Fudge. A Balancing Figured. A Cluster Fuck Cover. A lazy man's fix.
Will Phoenix covered up his incompetence by shoving in a TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUND balance figure in his mongaloid spreadsheet.
by Macfac January 25, 2019
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Five-no Class

Five-no Class (or FINO Class) is a derogatory term addressing the losers of modern society.

The "five" denotes the condition of a person having no property, no vocation, no spouse, no child, and no interest, hence five nos. The shorthanded term FINO derives from Spanish meaning "thin" but also "fine", which adds a sarcasitc connotation.
After graduated from college, I became one of the Five-no ClassFINOclass.
by SSTW July 08, 2020
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Five mile fake out

when your checking out someone from a distance and when you get closer it turn out it was nothing like what you thought she/him would look like.
dang that girl in the blue dress looks good *walks closer to girl* uuhhhmmm never mind its a five mile fake out, she looks 40.
by Santa’s brother June 27, 2018
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bag high five

When you and someone hit your bags together
Brooke: Bag high five?
John: SURE!
*hits bags together*
by Hellomydudesss September 28, 2017
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