french fan

As opposed to the "Dutch Oven" the french fan is when you lift the blankets and fan the flatulent into ones face.

"Last night I gave her a french fan and she almost puked"

by Dredawg420x February 10, 2021

French Frying

The act of cheating something out of someone, by their lack of attention to the situation.

drive thru: Hi welcome to ------ how may I help you?
person: Hi I'd like a cheeseburger and a small drink
Drive Thru: alright that'll be $2.10 please pull to the second window
preson: *drives* *pays* oh wait where are the fries
Drive thru: oh I'm sorry they must have forgotten to put it on the receipt what size did you want?
Person: large
Drive thru: ok I'll get that rel quick
person: *troll face* hehehe I'm totally french frying this place

by Dante7777 July 30, 2013

French Nelly

When your French Maid offers rimjobs and before you cum, you yell "woah Nelly!" I called the French Nelly on her.

Madeline, my French Maid, was giving me a rim job and I was cumming too quickly so I yelled "Woah, Nelly!" and my French Nelly worked

by YellerHoot August 6, 2019

French Shakka

To flip someone off with your middle finger

Jim responded with an enthusiastic French Shakka

by Ricky Benny September 18, 2022

French spungle

To shove you foot so high up someones butt it starts to bleed,
A mutation of Spungle

Annie French Spungled me last night

by CoolTom October 31, 2025

The French Special

A term for a man’s “Speedo” bathing suit

Ex: “Oh my god Gertrude, look! Alberts wearing The French Special to the beach today!”
Ex2: “Damn look at that French special”

by ShoompaLoomp January 12, 2023

French Astronaut

Codeword for a fussy eater.

Named for Frenchman Thomas Pesquet, whose meals in the International Space Station will include lobster, beef bourguignon, cod with black rice and almond tarts with caramelized pears.

"We've got a French Astronaut at Table Seven. Prepare to have everything sent back."

by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2021