Fake Strider

An annoying little squit.
A potty-mouth for whom "Doo-doo" represents the pinnacle of wit.
Someone fixated at the oral-anal stage.
Desperate for attention.
Obviously too young to be in Ogrish

The spoilt child of over-indulgent parents who gave him aveything but love and attention as a child.

by Gnash February 17, 2004

fake friends

she’s snitches on you she’s a lier she’s mean she blames everything on somebody she don’t know how to keep her mouth shut if her name starts with a d and she is also a hot Cheeto girl and likes to steal friends

fake friends yah that’s me dimmori how you doing I just try to steal your bsf!

by fake friends period April 1, 2020

Frosted Fakes

Off-brand or generic version of the Frosted Flakes cereal.

"I could go for a nice bowl of Frosted Fakes right now!"
"You mean Frosted Flakes?"
"We don't have that kind of money."

by Robbie06261995 August 6, 2020

Fake ass whore

Someone who calls you there friend but doesn’t notice your not in class all day and asks for a ride home

Bethany is a fake ass whore

by Rjabaddie October 14, 2021

save a fake quarter

When you emulate a shitty arcade game

Me: This game sucks ass. I'd rather save a fake quarter.

by gayzad July 26, 2023

faking charts

faking charts means you are posting a chart update that isn't true which selenators and blinks always do

let's start faking charts because we can't chart it in a right way

by ariantorssss August 15, 2021

FAKE CLEAN

A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.

Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.

For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!

by Smooax September 4, 2020