Ethan

alright lets get one thing straight ethans toes are so buttery your tongue would slip off within NANOSECONDS please be careful around an ethan as they tend to suck blue cheese anywhere at anytime

ethan

by A3KT3K October 19, 2019

ethan

ethan is sexy asf and everyone loves him. hes funny and cool and so likeable. he also likes this guy named kurapika

"shut up youre not ethan so i dont like you"

by emo white boy 🙌👨‍🎤 October 25, 2020

Ethan 5000

Sucking a whole girls tit then getting to the tip and sucking a lot of it, then to bite it and rip it off and spit it back in her own mouth so she swalalows her own titty

Karen was on perks last night tripping her shit, she did the Ethan 5000 with me baby.

by Jon and a half June 24, 2021

Ethan

Ethan hates mix, he never holds mix. Why hold mix when you can just dp? You know like, VOLLCANIC VIIPPAA.

Ethan also hates losing, why lose when you can play Viego? Or Kayn, red Kayn in particular. That's based as hell honestly.

Rock solid... Ethan can't compete with rock solid... I'm moving as fast as I can...

by nosjkg December 16, 2023

Ethan

A very kind friend but really weird his dick is very long and is a practical joker. He fails most of his tests.

Hey Ethan your gay Ethan: fuck me

by Uwu999999 March 31, 2022

Ethan

A boy who will break your heart and not realize. Ethan is kind, smart, usually athletic and doesn't care about what people think.

Lindsay: who is that over there?
Breanna: that's Ethan I think he likes you

by Lillybug08 August 10, 2021

Ethan

A mother frickin sexy boy. No. Man. He has washboard abs and flowing hair. Love him with great compassion because if you don’t, you’ll end up with his friends, that’s a no-go!

Girl: omg why are you walking funny

Other girl: Ethan fucking destroyed my pussy last night!

by Ethans lover May 19, 2020