1:Have you seen that episode of The F-Word with Meatloaf in it?
2: Oh yeah, he yells, "goodbye, AAAH!' at the end, haha.
1: Cooking Douche's show is hilarious sometimes
2: Oh yeah, he yells, "goodbye, AAAH!' at the end, haha.
1: Cooking Douche's show is hilarious sometimes
by Kilroy Higgins August 28, 2009
Get the Cooking Douchemug. Someone who drives towards you with their high beams on and doesn't turn them off as you get closer to them.
Dan: Wow look at this fuck head with his high beams on coming right at me.
Tone: Fucking Douche Nozzle.
Tone: Fucking Douche Nozzle.
by DOM TORRETO November 7, 2011
Get the Douche Nozzlemug. Yule Douche (yool' - doosh)
Anyone who prematurely decorates for Christmas on or before Thanksgiving thereby ruining both holidays for the observer.
Anyone who prematurely decorates for Christmas on or before Thanksgiving thereby ruining both holidays for the observer.
Wife: "Jesus H. Christ!! Ugh!"
Husband: "What's wrong?"
Wife: "Look! The Yule Douches across the street have already setup their 50 Christmas lawn decorations and we haven't even carved the turkey yet! I hate them and there's no time left to shop and we havent even...."
Husband: "Ugh, now I have to listen to this for the next four weeks. Thanks, stupid Yule Douches!!"
Husband: "What's wrong?"
Wife: "Look! The Yule Douches across the street have already setup their 50 Christmas lawn decorations and we haven't even carved the turkey yet! I hate them and there's no time left to shop and we havent even...."
Husband: "Ugh, now I have to listen to this for the next four weeks. Thanks, stupid Yule Douches!!"
by ItsJoeK November 25, 2009
Get the Yule Douchemug. by ava27 November 12, 2013
Get the douche-kabobmug. by xamandaxhi December 20, 2008
Get the douche wiblermug. Example:
John: Brad you are such a douchebag.. Haha
Instigator: ooooh.. man he clowned u... aren't u gonna get back at him?
Brad: Well john... yer.. Uhh... a... umm... A douche nozzle!
Instigator: Burn!!!
*John hangs his head in shame*
John: Brad you are such a douchebag.. Haha
Instigator: ooooh.. man he clowned u... aren't u gonna get back at him?
Brad: Well john... yer.. Uhh... a... umm... A douche nozzle!
Instigator: Burn!!!
*John hangs his head in shame*
by IHateYouXoXo May 11, 2009
Get the Douche Nozzlemug. He's usually a man with a square shaped face, massive muscular arms and a tight fitting shirt (possibly pink). He's constantly on the prowl for any eligible woman he could have a one night stand with. When he walks, he likes to flex his protruding arms and look from side to side, to make sure women are checking him out.
He likes to be in control of all situations, and he is extremely manipulative. Never date a double douche.
He likes to be in control of all situations, and he is extremely manipulative. Never date a double douche.
Did you see that double douche flirt with that girl?
My boyfriend is such a double douche! I just heard he cheated on me!
My boyfriend is such a double douche! I just heard he cheated on me!
by dizzle12345 September 10, 2009
Get the Double Douchemug.