Step dad joke

Dad Joke to offensive to tell your own children, but if it’s someone else’s you don’t care.

I probably shouldn’t tell you that joke. It’s more of a step dad joke.

by John Bob Poff July 19, 2023

divorced dad music

Music filled with angst and repetitive grungy choruses, usually popular songs from about 20 years prior, at which point now divorced dads were in their formative teen years. Usually listened to not by choice, but rather the hearer is subjected to it against their will. Including but not limited to Creed, Nickelback, etc.

My old man listened to divorced dad music for the entire two hour drive, so brutal

by Luluthighwalker July 19, 2023

dad

something that dream stans lack

Dads cannot be fathers of dream stans

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 22, 2023

You dont have a dad

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

imagine you dont have a dad

by himothy9000 August 23, 2023

Your dad

A ginger bitch ass nigga you got the declining hairline from. Or you don't know him.

Y/N: "yo, whats your dads hair color?"

Me: "he's a ginger."

*everyone in the school bullies you*

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Melanin Dad

From ChatGPT: The term "melanin dad" is sometimes used as a term of endearment for a Black father.

Jaquavius is such a melanin dad.

by BeezaCM September 11, 2023

ur dad

gone

ur dad left to get some milk

by just_some_dude- September 18, 2023