Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck

A song sung to the tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck,
Screw a kangaroo!
69 a porcupine,
An orgy at the zoo!
by MinecraftBloke123 June 16, 2023
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whatever floats your duck

a more complicated and cute way to say whatever; a way to mask the fact that you simply don't care.
Joe: I just got to level 80 in WoW!

Sue: Whatever floats your duck..
by atlrein January 26, 2009
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Big Duck Big Buck

One shall duck ones buck.
Big Duck Big Buck- She put her duck in my buck
by One_White_Boi February 21, 2019
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Duck Under Go Behind

A duck under go behind is when your at a party and you disappear. Your long gone before anyone misses you. Sneaking out of the House and easing back in where not to be caught. Its Telling everyone your leaving to go buy beer and you wind up at a different party. Its a duck under go Behind! LOL When you have a work day at the house with beer and that one person shows up and drinks a few beers and leaves the work to everyone else.
She asked me for a ride to the next party and I did a duck under go behind. Her drunk ass wasn't going with me anywhere!
by EdgeMyLiving April 02, 2018
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like bacon through a duck

A regional phrase known in Northern Michigan, used to express an action occuring very quickly, usually in reference to food passing through the digestive system.
Oh man, I should have stayed away from those buffett tacos, they shot through me like bacon through a duck.
by warriorgregor76 March 26, 2010
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the second installment in the Mighty Ducks series, one of the best trilogies ever made in line with the Godfather series and Kill Bill.
You know you loved D2: The Mighty Ducks Are Back back in the 80s and wished your hockey/soccer/little league coach was as cool as Coach Gordon and your team captain was as awesome as Charlie.
by Karebear211 July 28, 2005
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tighter than a duck's ass

Impermeable. I.e., watertight.
My English teacher is tighter than the proverbial duck's ass.
by octopod March 05, 2004
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