A painful scorching of yer eyeballs caused by an exceedingly UNattractive female's briefly revealing The Merchandise to you, creating such shock and revulsion that it actually injures your unsuspecting retinas. Usually non-permanent, but can eventually cause significant damage if repeated and/or prolonged "exposure" is suffered.
I suffered an unexpectedly "revealing" encounter with a senile resident while visiting the local nursing-home, and so I hadda be rushed to the facility's infirmary with minor flash-burn.
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
Get the flash-burnmug. kaya: yooooo can we have sex?
millie: yeah but just a pubic rug burn though lets not charizard tho
kaya: oops sorry
millie: yeah but just a pubic rug burn though lets not charizard tho
kaya: oops sorry
by Gilf Destroyer 6969 May 20, 2025
Get the Pubic rug burnmug. 
by remysdreams February 17, 2025
Get the burning spice cookiemug. Are you ready to get things done fast. Referencing how fast "Negro slaves" worked in cotton fields. So fast that they would cause enough friction to create a combustion of the cotton.
by Bert Retain February 20, 2013
Get the Are you ready to burn some cotton?mug. by nrml February 12, 2024
Get the I can’t let my eggs burnmug. Ashton Burns is a small hyperactive midget. He has all the smaller qualities an average male would having, meaning he has a micropenis and is a midget. Ashton is a very dyslexic person and can barely spell the alphabet, if Ashton is asked to do anything he will ultimately fail, not knowing what to do in any situation.
by Eli Vitolio Stinky April 27, 2022
Get the Ashton Burnsmug.