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ju ju bar

when you shit on a guy's dick and then you slap a ho.
dude james don't be a fag and just give him the ju ju bar.
by ju ju bar January 18, 2009
mugGet the ju ju barmug.

Bar-ender

The depressed shit pile (invariably a dude) slumped over at the corner end of the bar when you enter the joint and who is still there when you leave...just more slumped over and depressed by that time. Wants people to ask him what's wrong, especially the cute bartender, but instead should be given a shot of cyanide on the house to end his miserable existence. Mostly likely became a bar-ender after his recent break-up with a hood rat.
"Shit, man, it took you forever to get the drinks."
"I got to close to the bar-ender and he had to tell me his tale of woe..."
"Let me guess; his hole left him for better dick!"
"No doubt."
by OdiumRex July 27, 2012
mugGet the Bar-endermug.

Bar

Kyle: So yeah, uh, found this stick, it had this weird black bar around the handle.
by fngf3501 September 13, 2021
mugGet the Barmug.

creamy nutty bar

It's when a black male ejaculates on to a nutty bar stick ... Which is then eaten by the women ... Preferably by a white women
Sara: Hey Curtis I'm feeling up for an after sex treat

Curtis: How about a creamy nutty bar
by Freshbux February 9, 2014
mugGet the creamy nutty barmug.

World's Shittest Bar

Awal Avenue, Juffair in Bahrain is the location of The World's Shittest Bar. It is visited on the annual Bahrain Cultural Trip where pilgrims must drink at least one pint before staggering out into the searing heat of Bahrain.
Nobody knows the name of the bar - or remembers exactly how to get there. But it is very real - and very shit.
Archie - "Fancy a pint in the World's Shittest Bar, Billy?"
Billy - "No. Let's go."
by MaccieG August 20, 2023
mugGet the World's Shittest Barmug.

Bar-Modeling Orthogonality

When incorporating Singapore’s bar model method—the problem-solving visualization strategy to tackle word problems—at the elementary school level and its aim to develop students’ pre-algebraic thinking skills (before they are introduced to formal algebra) are not often partially achievable or necessarily correlated in practice.
Wallet-friendly Singapore math textbooks, workbooks, and teachers’ resources on their own doesn’t guarantee problem-solving mastery—bar-modeling orthogonality seems to be a constant in many traditional American classrooms, often because of teachers’ or parents’ faux perception that a foreign math curriculum or publication is harder (or even inferior) than their local inch-deep-mile-wide one.
by Numerati December 5, 2024
mugGet the Bar-Modeling Orthogonalitymug.

Mars Bar

A now-closed drinking establishment formerly located in the East Village neighborhood of Manhattan. It was widely considered to be New York City's premier location for getting yourself stabbed or picking up a communicable disease.
Guy 1: After the Mars Bar, then what?
Guy 2: The doctor.
by mondaymonday August 24, 2016
mugGet the Mars Barmug.

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