Asshole throw-up

The act of sitting on the toilet and nothing but diarrhea comes out.

I felt the urge to use #2, but then i sat on the toilet all I felt was asshole throw-up!

by Texas Shithouse Poet April 13, 2019

Asshole Face

A white male of the MAGA persuasion, sporting a mustache and goatee, often in the company of or married to a Karen. Prefers to drive a lifted truck and can be seen in cutoff sleeves and sunglasses.

This asshole face just about ran me over while scream at me about all live matter.

by PDXcatsdad August 11, 2020

fucking mug you asshole I will put you to sleep permanently if you don't get the mug you bitch get the

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Man 1: "woah u should get the fucking mug you asshole I will put you to sleep permanently if you don't get the mug you bitch get the mug"

by UrbanDictionaryLikesMugs February 8, 2025

Asshole

Crystal

She was acting like a asshole (Crystal) all damn day

by Diaas August 4, 2022

Dead asshole

I really don’t know what it means but all I know it means something smells so bad that it smells like a dead asshole

EW WTF IT SMELLS LIKE A DEAD ASSHOLE IN HERE KAREN!

by ThatDeadAsshole April 10, 2021

asshole sex

literally a political weapon

i love using asshole sex to my advantage

by merdeur merdesse March 9, 2024

asshole

noun; a minor inconvenience to one’s lips while kissing.

girl: i’m not gonna kiss you because i’m being a tease on purpose.

boy: god, you’re an asshole.

by applbean August 13, 2021