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Exodus90 2: Peterson Academy

It's just the fucking cult thing again. Jesus Christ!
Hym "Exodus90 2: Peterson Academy academy is out. They clearly didn't get enough people to sign up for the jungle compound. I'm not doing. My life will consist of 1 thing and 1 thing only: reducing infinity to zero. But beyond that it's literally just selling people into slavery. He wants to be a modern slave owner. So you sign up, take his bullshit University of Phoenix level course, AND THEN... He (LIKELY) sells you to a company that (Likely) has some sort of hiring contract. He just shifted the slavery up one level of abstraction further. 'See, we go back to selling them to eachother but THIS TIME... This time I'll get the slaves to pay me to sell them to their masters."
by Hym Iam September 28, 2023
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Edna G olds academy

An absolute shithole of a school. The teachers are fucking evil and give you a paper towel for a literal BROKEN leg. The students beat you up. The food is mad for dogs and ELC is awful.
“I fucking hate Edna g olds academy
by your fav freckle face October 21, 2023
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Castle Mead Academy

For a place surrounded by a really trash area called leicester, its a bit better then most other schools like Fullhurst(which is apparently one of the worst schools in leicester) . It doesnt come as a surprise people vape and theres lots of litter.The school is relatively new but the curriculum and classrooms are ok. One of the worst things here are that the school starts at 8:20am and ends at 3:40 which is just outrageous, but luckily on Friday we end on 2:10pm.On Monday and Thursday we have this thing called CCT or Castle Character Time which starts at 3:00 to 3:40. This is basically a list of activities you want to do such as sports relaxing stuff like stitching or music lesson, theres alot of choices you can choose. The food might be slightly overpriced but cmon all schools do that, and the foods not actually half bad and they have safety regulations and don't actually have moments where the lunch ladies make mistakes.You can check what you want before you eat With these giant TVs hanging off the wall at 2 floors high.The school is located inside a park with a BMX pump track and a playground for children,It is also located near City Centre. There is also a canal on one side of the school which you can look into and see how much litter is in there but its not usually that dirty.The school is pretty small than most other secondaries but it does fit everyone in.
‘Hey which school do you go?’
‘I go Castle Mead Academy.’
‘Thats kind of a good school.’
‘If it wasn't for the time we leave, its at 3:40.’
by bronklebing225 October 30, 2023
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Austin Peace Academy

Austin Peace Academy is trash, Mrs. Diana is horrifying.
by High School StuCo November 16, 2023
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Hmong College Prep Academy

A school where all the drama happens. Its a gangbanger school, where they think they can bang around, even on the lockers. Thats why they are gay. Girls over there makes drama, like they are the queen in that school, they are the wannabe drama queens. Relationships in that school sucks ass so much. Idfk why guys over there, thinks so low too. People over there, they need help in general. That school is overall stupid asf.
Friend one: “Have you ever heard about Hmong College prep Academy?”
Friend two: Yes, thats a gangbanger school
by BBG_Official.026 November 19, 2023
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Liberal Arts and Science Academy

A public magnet high school in Austin, Texas. Commonly abbreviated to "LASA" or "LASA HS" although the latter doesn't really make sense since "Academy High School" is redundant. Used to share a building with LBJ but moved to the former Eastside/Johnston campus to relieve overcrowding.

Historically the school is one of the best academically, consistently ranked top 50 in the US. Prospective students must submit an entrance application to demonstrate their prowess. The school boasts high test scores and near perfect rates of graduation and acceptance to colleges. However, there is concern that admin is letting in too many retards after the move to the new building and that the school will become less "elite".

The atmosphere is quite sleepy and studious for the most part; no fights or bomb threats unlike every other school in Austin ISD. However, depression is commonplace and sleep deprivation is a flex. It's rare to go a day without hearing "kill myself" multiple times.

There is a high percentage of zesty people and other degenerates. The classes are filled with Asians and Indians who carry everyone else. Luckily, the Blacks at this school are chill (all 4 of them). Ironically it is one of the most diverse high schools in the district since many of them are 80%+ Mexican.

But despite being a respectably sized 5A school and having such a prestigious (so far) reputation, no one outside of AISD actually knows about it. It is unknown why LASA is so mysterious in the public eye.
LASA Kid #1: "Yo how do you use the Banach-Alaoglu Theorem for the function that satisfies the Riesz Representation Theorem over the Compact Hausdorff Space for question #1?"
LASA Kid #2: "Skibidi Balls"
LASA Kid #1: "Aww, thank you so much for the help pookie bear! Pull up to my house tonight; let's finish our homework and have gay sex!!!"
LASA Kid #2: "Sorry, but I have 29 different extracurricular activities to attend. I need to be constantly busy, depressed, and sleep deprived so I can sell my soul to Harvard."
LASA Kid #1: "Awesome! I'm gonna kill myself at exactly 8:42 PM tonight by ingesting 750 milligrams of potassium cyanide, chemical formula KCN."
LASA Kid #2: "What a totally average and normal conversation here at the Liberal Arts and Science Academy."

Vikramaditya Kusika Dattachaudhuri: "I go to the Liberal Arts and Science Academy."
Jack Smith (Westlake student): "Never heard of it, where's that?"
Vikramaditya: "In Austin ISD"
Jack: "Is it a private school?"
Vikramaditya: "Erm... acktually☝️🤓, LASA's a public school. It's also the best one in the Austin area, according to USNEWS and Niche."

Kevin Ling: "I go the Liberal Arts and Science Academy"
TreVontarious D'arquise Quantell VII (LBJ student): "I'll beat yo ass nerd"
by LuckFasa October 3, 2024
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Crest E-Act Academy

A school where the teachers expect us to "Lock in" when the teachers send us to reset

Theres this Fat old Teacher Named Mr Okhas who gets angry at the Y11s when he is not i the mood
oh yeah he also pulled an office teacher somehow

People vape in the school and the teachers think of us as terrible students
Crest E-Act Academy can be used ina way to insult somebody in a harsh way or call them a menace
by Ramzie.AB December 6, 2024
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