Toms

Is very afraid of most things imaginable, listens to everyone and has the dumbest opinions.
Most often has a little winer and cries while only passing puberty at 21.

Toms what do you like to do for fun?

by Aquariumss March 7, 2019

Tom

Tom is an amazing person. He is funny and loves saying... LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Person 1: Who is saying LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
Person 2: It's got to be tom
Person 1: He is amazing

by #purplepeopleeater November 18, 2021

Turkey Tom Syndrome

Being purposely obtuse to act cool. (Mainly toward black celebrities)

“Who’s this Kendrick Lamar you speak of?”
“What is a Kanye West?”
“Obama? Never heard of em.”
Turkey Tom syndrome is very contagious.

by Banmi June 8, 2024

tom holland

a guy who isn’t even fit that 13 year old girls who say things like ‘eye-‘ ‘oop-‘ are obsessed about. these ‘stand’ usually claim to be bisexual and have a crush on the ugly actor brie larson who queerbaits all the time.

creepy girl 1: omg it’s tom holland! quackson quackson quackson
tom holland: please leave me alone, this is my grandfathers funeral
creepy girl 1: XD danger noodle!

by liamwh November 2, 2019

Uncle Tom Boy

An African American female that has mostly white male friends and identifies as one of the bros and supports their 'quiet' misogyny and racism.

She used to be captain of the neighborhood softball team, but that Uncle Tom Boy is too good for us since she went off to college.

by Captain Rockso May 19, 2022

Tom Nook

A tanuki type raccoon who is defenently in some kind of mafia for bells.

Jake: i forgot to pay tom nook!

Elizabeth: dont get me into your mess with tom nook

by Tammy nook May 8, 2022

tom joseph

lazy oaf; synonymously known as the “where’s my hug at” guy

god you’re such a tom joseph please shut the fuck up

by pinkballoons09 November 25, 2021