Khalid M

Khalid is a really awesome down to earth guy who loves his even more awesome future wife MND!

MND- hi Khalid I’ve missed you!

Khalid M - hi MND I’ve missed you also!

by MND lover January 6, 2024

Hannah M.

A poor in-midst-mid-age-crisis white woman who got rick rolled by a local guy in hong kong whose not even as familiar as western culture as her.

Hannah M. dumped a 178cm cute guy just for this hk shortie whose sole purpose of existence is to mock her life for good.

by HanSam Lee September 19, 2018

R E C T U M

The spaced out word that defines the way of life and decency the only comical way to get through life is the r e c t u m. and no it is not just your butt it is your soul.

thats big R E C T U M
HEY WTF R E C T U M

THEY TAKE A SHIT OUTTA THERE R E C T U M

by landwheat April 15, 2020

M test

The practice of a woman or girl falsely claiming that she is an M male at the beginning of an anonymous online chat to determine whether the guy she is interacting with is only talking to her because of the possibility she might be a female with whom he could be sexting or engaging in sexual activities.

Girl 1: Hey, so have you found anyone interesting on that anonymous app so far?
Girl 2: Well, I found a guy who seemed so chill and said he was looking for genuine friends, but he failed the M test.
Girl 1: You told him you're a guy to see if he's legit? You're so sneaky, lol.
Girl 2: Yeah, he ended the chat immediately after that. Oh well, he was probably just some creep who preys on girls like me anyway. "Just looking for friends" my ass...
Girl 1: An ass he should be regretting not having a chance to see, haha.
Girl 2: Shut up, haha

by DreamFox May 26, 2024

may m.

A girl who loves pineapples and is very loved by everyone and loves to dance.

Pineapple=May M.

by Karen shiratori March 30, 2017

sara m

Sara M is the definition of a very good friend. She is loyal and trustworthy. But she is definitely not the person to fix two people together. Be like Sara a good friend but don't try to fix a couple you will definitely fail.

I wish I could be like Sara M

by damnyoufunny December 12, 2016

S-I-M-P

S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

by The one with a lot of adobe September 26, 2020