Carl: Damn, Lois just took a shot of everclear and chased it with a beer.
Phil: Yeah, tonight she's getting designer drunk.
Phil: Yeah, tonight she's getting designer drunk.
by Jlit44 September 4, 2015
Get the designer drunkmug. A professional drunk is someone who can act like a drunk purposely and controbly really well when sober and obviously when drunk
(Sluty walk, slurs, that fucked up voice, and that attitude)
(Sluty walk, slurs, that fucked up voice, and that attitude)
by Cock jiggling thunder cunt August 14, 2019
Get the Professional drunkmug. A blonde with blue eyes who likes to mass text on her cell phone until she does an irish goodbye and goes to sleep after binge eating. Usually is hanging out with a Cynthia.
by manda918811 October 10, 2014
Get the drunk amandamug. A person who deepthroats McDonald’s at 3am on the daily because of a sad romance failure or a “fall out”
Gosh have you seen that one bitch Karen today?
Oh my god yes she ordered 100 nuggets & a “Diet Coke” Bitch trying to sound healthy? Please what a McDonald’s drunk
Oh my god yes she ordered 100 nuggets & a “Diet Coke” Bitch trying to sound healthy? Please what a McDonald’s drunk
by That bitch Bryleigh June 4, 2018
Get the McDonald’s Drunkmug. by Hnogfer May 15, 2020
Get the Hormone Drunkmug. The feeling once you first wake up and your brain is all slushy and you can’t really process anything. Sorta half awake and half asleep.
by Ashybutthole June 26, 2022
Get the Sleep drunkmug. When your at Karaoke night and your feeling lose it's the one song your go to that you can still sing even when drunk.
Guy: gril, you're pretty drunk do you think you should go up there and sing
Girl: I got this
Guy: ok
Girl: this song is my drunk girl singalong song
Girl: I got this
Guy: ok
Girl: this song is my drunk girl singalong song
by DJbmoney July 23, 2025
Get the Drunk Girl Singalongmug.