Fuck u

What u say to counts who don't know how to drive

Driver: "Oi fuck u cunt learn how to fuckin drive"

by DICKHEAD JOEL August 22, 2023

Fuck you

A phrase that describes endearment. It can also be used as a phrase to describe love and affection and the need to get it on.

"I want to fuck you tonight"

by Not really the definitions April 11, 2022

fucking Hopeless

fucking Hopeless - when you've been going out with a girl named Hope and she starts cutting you off below the waist, then your best friend tells you that she found a guy with a bigger dick, a nicer car, more money and who eats her out until she comes three or four times before he even thinks about asking for a blowjob, you realize you are fucking Hopeless.

"I called her grandmother up on her landline and she said the little slut ain't home, she's probably out fucking that good looking guy with a nice car lots of money and all those sores on his tongue, I guess you're fucking Hopeless. Too bad, I liked you. Want to come over and pump a hot load in my ass for sympathy? Bring a pack of camels and pint of gin if you do."

by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020

Fucking Draper

Drink - Alcoholic

Usually preceeded by the words: "I'M FUCKING READY, WHO THE FUCKS READY, I'M FUCKING READY"

1 pint of Stella Artois with a double Sambuca.

Mixed in the same glass.

To be drunk immediately, in one.

"Bartender.... one Fucking Draper please"

"I'M FUCKING READY, WHO THE FUCKS READY, I'M FUCKING READY"

by ifuckpeople October 28, 2011

Fuck Google

what i think about google

person one: google is a retard
person two: Fuck Google

by penisdickcockcumsuckingcockfuk October 18, 2022

fuck mush

Meaning when your completely exhausted brain and body can not function properly post sex. Your body gives up and still feeling exhilaration and unable to function due too being in a state of temporary paralysing euphoria. The language spoken during this state is known as fuck mushlian

Following a intense session of sex I was unable too think clearly and the words coming out of my mouth were not making sense which indicates I was still in a state of fuck mush. I was fuck mushed

by Abbccootr bangers March 29, 2022

DA FUCK

A word used when you take a L in fortnite.
Inspired By Blake Buchinsky

Da Fuck, I just got clapped.

by Kswan1006 April 7, 2020