snap crackle vagina 

This move can only be performed by a serious stud. The girl you are doing needs to be completely mesmerized that she doesn't even know what's going on. Then you carefully slide your dick out and in her vagina you shove a condom full of fireworks. Light those babies before she realizes and you my friend will have performed the snap crackle vagina.

Just as Cindy thought Johnny was about to say I love you, he shoved a condom full of fireworks into her vagina, and lit them up.
"Haha bitch yo ass has just experienced the snap crackle vagina"

snap crackle vagina by coolcat456 January 21, 2009

African Vagina Monster 

an african vagina monster looks much like a large, more vagina-shaped tiger lilly, with the same coloration of the petals but it has teeth, it is not at all like a venus fly trap, do not confuse the two, while venus fly traps trap flies with theyre long, thorn like "teeth", AVM's do not trap, but just eat (with teeth much like a sharks)things, they ae most like to eat penis, fingers, tongues, or condoms. Fear this creature. it is exotic, but fierce.

"That African Vagina Monster just bit my nipple! And then i pissed all over it!"

African Vagina Monster by Hollace May 31, 2006

feng-shui for your vagina 

Where you let your pubic hair grow to enormous proportions because "it just looks more symmetrical that way".

That chick really knows about feng-shui for your vagina. Just give her a beer or two and you'll see.

feng-shui for your vagina by Robert Fonda February 4, 2008

God's Vagina 

The Breakfast Burger at Carl's Jr.

I ordered a God's Vagina the other day, it was pretty delicious.

God's Vagina by dope thug April 11, 2010

ants in your vagina 

americanised recent slang with similar meaning as "sand in the vagina".

one who has 'ants in the vagina' is one who complains about non-consequential stuff.
and/or
one who is being overly crabby and pissy.

"omg wtf it is so early, i cannot wake up, and i had bad dreams and it is cold and ...

"stop whining like a little girl, and let's finish loading the car ... and if you don't take care of the ants in your vagina, then i am dipping out and you'll be on your own.

ants in your vagina by oliveralbq January 27, 2012

Shallow Vagina 

When a girl realizes that her tampon sticks half way out of her vagina, it is known as a "shallow vagina"

When a man wants to have sex with a woman but can't be sexually pleased because his dick will not go in her vagina.

"and that's when I learned my girl had a shallow vagina"

Shallow Vagina by Dubbeltrubbels September 21, 2014

scurvy vagina 

A term used by Pirates (in the film Pirates) for a skanky woman's vagina.

Amber, you and your scurvy vagina need to get the fuck out of here!

scurvy vagina by bajingoo October 3, 2007