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Dick tits

Typically found on tall women like between the ages of 40-death. More than likely has breastfed at least 5 children.

When freely hung, they droop below the belly button. They are much longer than the typical set. The nipples must be large enough to resemble the head of a penis.
Hey Lalemo! How you get that black eye?

Man my baby mama was cooking me grits without a bra on and turned around and hit me in the damn eye with her dick tits!
by BreadMan Cometh January 14, 2020
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Tit lining

An expression when playing football/soccer for someone who does nothing but wait by the goal for a long ball pass to stick in the net. Usually when offside isn’t played on a kick about match
Dave scores his seventh goal.

Fuck off, Dave, you Tit lining bastard!”
by EgoCity August 7, 2021
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Messy tits

Breasts that have been ejaculated on. Can also refer to flabby, flat, pancake looking tits commonly seen in National Geographic magazine.
After some hot sex, Scott finished by giving me messy tits last night!

That bitch Dakota got some nasty, messy tits!
by steeldoesntfeel December 25, 2016
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cold tits

The nipples that get hard when it is cold outside
Most people's tits (nipples) get cold outside titties hence cold tits
by Bobbyjoebilly March 7, 2016
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Squinty Tits

Squinty tits (noun): A slang term for a female's breasts, especially when her nipples are uneven and resemble squinting eyes. The term is often used in a playful or humorous way, and it is not meant to be taken seriously.
Here are some examples of how the term "squinty tits" can be used in a sentence:

"She had the most amazing squinty tits."
"I love your squinty tits."
"My squinty tits are always cold."
"I'm going to go get a massage for my squinty tits."
"My squinty tits are the best part of me."
by Squinterz April 11, 2023
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Road Tit

The act of showing ones breast on the road when requested. Ex: "show us your boobs!" Then then the female replies with a road tit.
We where driving down the road when she gave us a road tit
by dr.fitler. phd. January 10, 2017
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Just a tit

by Weef god December 12, 2017
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