Max

A name for a typical fuck boy usally a big white guy, who gives zero fucks about other people and kicks them off the rugby team.
There goes Max again thinking he’s coach Dowdell
Max is big for no reason
Max kicked Curtis off the rugby team
by Max the goat February 24, 2019
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He be that pretty mf , wrd 2 u can catch hands at ems 8th grade bathroom

''max spit bars no lyin that hellfire''
-migi
geo-stfu max u ain't finna do shit
max - (shows him ''the video'')

geo - (walks out of the room)
max-(kisses girl)
by maxe.m.s. February 14, 2022
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Some people just write about their own name but my names not even max. But max is a very stupid boy who just tries his best but cant achieve anything great he has a lover he hasn't spoken to and she's forgotten about him but he hasn't forgotten. max is just max. he's a boy. he's Dumb
boy 1: Is that max
boy 2: Yeah that's max, idk what happened to him, he fell off. Heard it hasnt been the same for him since last year
boy 1: cool.
by waste tbh January 01, 2020
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A short drug dealer that gets himself into crappy situations and then tells his bestie westie about it and exepects her to be able to help him. He talks about men way to much but still trys to convince others he's straight. Max kills people in cail and eats babies. Live laugh love Max
"Oh god that guy is eating a baby!"
"that must be Max"
by memyselfandI2060 May 31, 2023
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Ryan: Did you see max?
Elijah: what an actual thot
Naoh: Lol i got his phone
by crackheadbill July 17, 2018
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Max is a tall and handsome guy, with teeny to zero sence of humor. He is a damn good driver but rather adventurous and dangerous. He is also the guy who will rage in the car and spam on the horn if he will get angry for whatever reason.

For example: -Babe who is this w*nker who spams on the horn for 10 minutes?
-He gotta be Max. He is probably angry because of the traffic jam
Example: -Babe who is this w*nker who spams on the horn for 10 minutes?
-He gotta be Max. He is probably angry because of the traffic jam
by Dr Thanjøs November 26, 2021
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