Horse Toothin’

Practicing the art of laziness of the body and mind.

Tell Lonnie to stop horse toothin’ around!! He’s always late!

by Podney Reete March 11, 2024

You Never Ask A Horse For Hay.

Just Think About It. Its pretty much asking somebody/something to do something that you know they can do but they say no just to be an asshole.

Vinni: Hey frankee! Can you edit this video for me because you edit sooooooo gooooood!!
Frankee (God Tier Video Editor) : No. Fuck you. You never ask a horse for hay.

by Frankee Demayo July 11, 2021

Horse

Everyone knows what a horse is

Look. This is a horse! Fuck mate, Iknow what a horse is

by solkim August 11, 2021

Five Horses

When you get really angry during a Civ game (preferably multiplayer).

Fuck, the Huns declared war on me...
Five Horses! Five fucking horses!

by TheNightmareLord December 5, 2016

mental horse issues

When you have a hentai account on Instagram to cope with your fear and PTSD of Horses and horse memorabilia

That guy definitely has Mental Horse Issues, he shivers at the Sight of a saddle.

by Milkman January 7, 2019

Horse, Red, and Throat

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Horse, Red, and Throat

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Pollies horse

Another word for hairy vagina.

I fucked a pollies horse so hard last night!!!

by Alex vornav September 12, 2019