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gargoyle tits

An unattractive female breast condition caused by long term extreme weightlifting and very low body fat. Breasts become misshapen, smaller, and farther apart. Exposure made lead to sadness and fear, scarerousal is also possible. You'll know it when you see it.

To survive an encounter deal with them as calmly as possible. Try to make yourself appear bigger than you really are, hold your arms up above your head and spread your legs more widely apart. Avoid eye contact, they may perceive it as a threat. At night shine a strong flashlight into her eyes. Do not attempt to climb a tree, she's probably stronger than you.
A woman with a cute face walked in, her tight shirt revealed gargoyle tits so I lost interest.
by BobSmith3001 January 10, 2016
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cold tits

The nipples that get hard when it is cold outside
Most people's tits (nipples) get cold outside titties hence cold tits
by Bobbyjoebilly March 7, 2016
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Tit tuba

Noun
Tits similar in shape size and smell to a tuba.
Holy shit, those were the wonkiest tit tubas I’ve ever seen. They even smelled the part.
by Detective Tituba November 29, 2018
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Tit nibbler

A baby who's teeth are growing in. Usually, if this baby still gets breastfed, he'll/she'll nibble a bit on the nipple of their mother.
"Ow, Little Johnny just bit my tit. I guess it became a tit nibbler."
by The16fire August 7, 2017
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Civilian Tits

Female breast in which do not belong to pornstar, strippers, or prostitutes. These females often show them unexpectedly.

Non-Professional Tits
We were at the diamond's club last night and saw a nice pair of civilian tits!
by Dirty Dick Dave September 1, 2017
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Rips for Tits

An expression that someone might say after you ask for a hit of whatever theyre smoking on. If someone says “Rips for Tits” to you, it means you can only have a hit if you do them some type of sexual favor or flash them.
Well-Intended Innocent Female: Can I hit your juul?
Guy that goes to Private School: You know the drill..rips for tits.
by hiddenvalleyfaith February 27, 2019
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Mozzarella Tits

mot-suh-rel-luh tits noun

The culinary art of serving mozzarella sticks to a patron betwixt the (preferably perky) tits of the waitress/stripper
Hey let’s head over Minx for some mozzarella tits on lunch.
by Hugh Jasol 24 March 9, 2019
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