Left a smoke

A cunt so skinny he is literally the end of your feg that you don't want to smoke

Travis you skimpy bastard get the fuck over here you absolute left a smoke

by Wilson 03 August 1, 2018

Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke

"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."

I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!

by QuacksO August 2, 2018

smoke my ashes

When your paying exaggerated compliments to someone.

- OMG, You look great!! What happened?! Has your fairy godmother visited you?
- You smoke my ashes, man! Thanks, but I just lost a few pounds.

by WASPish girl October 10, 2019

Joe Smokes

1. Often known as a weird man who wears hype clothing like bape and vetements. They shop during class and are loud like a herd of elephants.

2. Usually is very afraid of dominant men

Ron said "don't be afraid, you are being a Joe Smokes."

by Barry B 18 February 5, 2019

Smoke Monkey

Another word for a black person if you cant say the n-word when addressing them

Look at those Smoke Monkeys saggin there pants and drinking 40s

by DopeDonald69 February 22, 2024

red smoking dragon

Its where you pump a load into his ir her mouth while smacking the back of his or her head causing cum to shoot out thier nose while having a nosebleed.

Charlie sheen made linsday lohan have a red smoking dragon, and now she has aids

by Jamsyboy February 2, 2017

Smoking crack is bad

Something, that is very, very obviously bad and/or illegal

"If you cross that line into private property, you're going to jail."
"And smoking crack is bad."

by reddipsauce April 13, 2023