cunt-ching

cunt-ching when you get paid or het given something for your vagina...

sentence.. my vagina went Cunt-ching when he/ she gave me something of value because of my vagina

by loulou88 February 6, 2019

the cunt curse

The cunt curse is when you call someone a cunt and they die the next day. Mostly used as a form of jinx, not intended for the death. Involves more than one person.

"You remind me of Hannah"
"Hannahs a fucking cunt"
*Hannah will die within a week after due to the cunt curse*

by I am a jinx January 2, 2017

Cunt maestro

A cunt maestro is a guy who acts nice to every girl he sees but once he gets to know the girl he changes colours and shows what a cunt he really is

I thought that guy was really caring and kind but no he a cunt maestro he was messi g me and my mate about dick

by Sex vibe July 18, 2018

cunt must

A vulgar explicative used in the utmost frustrating situation.

For frig sake man! I just lost best fishing lure on a snag…”Cunt Must” !!!

by UpIce#3 July 11, 2022

cunt gaunlet

When a female flexes her vaginal muscles during intercourse and holds the male genitalia hostage until you cum inside.

This is normally done as a tactic to have a child when the female is suspects your holding in your loads because you dont want children

steve- I think i got stacey pregnent

bill- wtf i thought she was just your side bitch
steve- she is but i got my dick stuck in a cunt gaunlet and could hold in my cum

by piss jerking March 8, 2017

ribbon cunting

The art or practice to take a spool of ribbon and put it inside a women's vaginal area, and slowly unravel it with your mouth.

Ellie was quite horny while dan was ribbon cunting her.

by The lady killah November 13, 2014

Cunt Ruffle

Any dude you are friends with that can't answer his phone or return a text, but when the shoe is on the other foot he is a victim, AKA he is just a big Assbag Pussy....

Person 1: Dude I just tried calling Jim.
Person2: Did he answer?
Person 1: No he is just a big ass Cunt Ruffle.

by Hey Jack November 27, 2016