side boner job

A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.

"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."

by TheCubesicle September 13, 2013

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Flat on your side

Term used in reference to laying on your side in bed, in between laying flat on your back and flat on your stomach

You are laying flat on your side

by BigC2018 April 09, 2018

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Side Dime

Side Dime is a 10 that you have on the side

Cracker red just showed up with a brand new side dime and she was super fine

by Donato88 September 29, 2020

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Shreveport Side Pocket

DEEP in the south where any hole will do, there are “special” pros that will take out the apparatus holding their colostomy bag in place and let you use the hole in their stomach.
For a nominal fee of course!

Goodtime Gretchen: Hey doc! Can you swab my hole? I think I’ve got another STD.

Doc: Ok, please remove your pants.

Gretchen (lifting her shirt): Not down there! They pay more money at the Crawdad Saloon for this hole!!

Doc: That Shreveport Side Pocket is paying the note on that double shotgun!

by Alabama Crawdangle August 10, 2022

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Suholden Sides

Suholden Sides refers to the legend that lived at 638 Suholden Circle and used to crush ass in video games such as Mario Party and Mario Kart and would also crush brews and dominate beer pong, ping pong and flip cup. Also used as an adjective to describe a being of unnatural force.

Did you see Suholden Sides win another mini game star after downing a 12 pack? The guy is an animal!

by Dark Sides September 30, 2021

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