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Sandy Top Hat

The act of splooging your man juices on the top of another persons head after they suck you off. To give a sandy tophat, once you feel like your going to cum, you pull your penis out of their mouth and ejaculate on their head.
"Man, youd never believe that my woman let me give her a sandy top hat last night!"
by Seenoevil9093 December 28, 2016
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Double Backflip Top

The leader of the girls lacrosse team. Plays offense and defense.
Helga plays lacrosse.

What position?

Double Backflip Top
by kennedy209 August 6, 2018
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International Top Day

March 24th is International Top Day, so show your dom that you appreciate them :)
Bottom: Happy International Top Day! I appreciate you and thank you for being my dom!

Top: Thank you, now come sit on my face!
by daddysangel March 24, 2021
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School box tops

These shits would be in every cereal box and little kids would collect them to later on give ‘em to the teacher for something in return which was mostly the class leader type stuff
Me: “ayoo did you give in your school box tops?”

Friend: “no man i forgot them at home!”
by nuggets_nuggets October 20, 2019
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mountain top ted

When she give you a blowjob and pulls your balls up. As you cum your mountain top gets cum on it and drips over like an avalanche.
I was with this chick last night and as she was blowing me she gave me a mountain top ted and then she used her finger like a skier going down the mountain!
by pertygolfer January 5, 2023
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Top Tier Travis

That guy that always brags about his shit. He always has the best, the only, the original, and the thing nobody else could have.

There is no way to impress Top Tier Travis and youshouldn’t even try because you will have to endure 1000 texts about his greatness with complete denial of any of his weaknesses.

He does have a nice wife, but she always travels without him. She seems to wear the pants in Top Tier Travis’s house. He would never admit it though!
OMG, Top Tier Travis just started a company and he is texting that his ideas were first, he copyrighted them, and every company wants his services. I looked on Yelp and he received 20 reviews all saying “what and asshole” but they had fun on - business trip with his wife last week when she gave them TTT’s referral.
by No Tango and no Cash September 16, 2023
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top shelf redneck

A redneck with expensive taste. I.e. drives a beater car but owns a TV worth 3 times as much. Wears jeans from Walmart but drinks a $40 pour at the bar.
He drives a car held together with duct tape and prayers while drinking high dollar whiskey and watching Nascar on an 83 inch 4k TV. He is a top shelf redneck
by anonymous February 4, 2023
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