David

David takes a shit in your parking lot

David went ahead and took a dookie in the lot

by DaOnet November 22, 2021

david aka fadedstories

Adorable bbe (I love you <3)

david aka fadedstories is a cute guy and is very adorable and cute!! <3

by Uranus:) April 18, 2024

David

Extremely attractive, muscular, and smart ... But not smart enough to like Loral.... Just love me already.

I love you David, I want my babies to look like you.

by Doedoedidit November 23, 2022

davide

He is a beautiful boy and you have a wonderful character, sometimes he is an asshole but still loves you. if he gives you heart take it because only a few people can have what he gives you. he is insecure of himself but when you see him he remains speechless because he has something that always attracts you at any time. he is the typical boy who loves to be with friends and who feels like a home.

Davide would give you his life but if you hurt him he takes revenge.

by anonymous November 21, 2021

David

David a person that never wants to take his car out , goes to church on sundays “ ill see wusup” means ( he’s not showing up ) . Has a little bit of dj caution vibes to him

David is a man of god

by Cpteee November 22, 2021

David Blowie

A better word for a nice blowjob

Of course Vanja ended up giving Simon another David Blowie.

by Elias Brunner July 13, 2018

David de Fraud

The worst Goalkeeper in the Premier League and possible Europe. Has a howler at least once every two weeks and is a waste of transfer fees

“David de fraud was shite last night against West Ham”

by Rooftophallways May 7, 2023