Maria Markkanen 

Finnish high school professor in philosofy and religion. Very hated figure amongs the finnish people. She is very racist and cannot write properly. But she does know alot about philosofy.

She very often gives her students various ridiculous tasks that are way too hard. If you hand in your work one minute too late you have to take the whole course again from the start.

She is also considered very racist against boys.

She has nothing to do with Lauri Markkanen.

god damn i have Maria Markkanen's class again

yeah i hate that shit

Maria Markkanen by kivekset November 16, 2022

maricreatura

a mari cat plush from the hit game omori

maricreatura is my lord and savior

maricreatura by zeddeadman February 20, 2023

Marinette 

Marinette Just a Friend
A heroin from the show Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug And Cat Noir
She is a major Klutz and is obsessed with the fictional Paris Model Adrien Agreste also from Miraculous

A: Marinette is JuSt A fRiEnD.

Marinette by ElMono August 19, 2023

tense maria 

The term used for someone who is cranky after he / she has been dealing with money

"Stop man!" "Wow were you dealing with money? What a tense maria

tense maria by eman9921 April 14, 2011

Newport Marios 

n. plural (sing. Mario, abbr. as simply "Marios")
Non-menthol Newport cigarettes, dubbed so do to their red box color and shorter stature relative to their taller, green Newport Luigi counterparts.

Guy 1: "Hey man, can I bum a cig?"

Guy 2: 'Sure man, I just got a fresh pack of Newport Marios.'

Guy 1: "Aww, I LOVE Marios!"

Newport Marios by Phifedawg April 22, 2011

Tatiana Maria 

class

Tatiana Maria is the epitome of class

Tatiana Maria by kevincrave September 1, 2011

Molly Marie Bell 

The greatest girl that you will ever meet. She is shy at first, but once she does talk to you, it will be special. There is nothing that this girl cannot do. She is simply and utterly perfect in every way. She often goes for guys who are not on her level, but that is okay as one will come along who is just right. His name will most likely be Alex. If things go right, they will be together forever. If, however, they don't, both parties will have the most miserable of lives. Besides all of this, Molly is one girl who much of the world will miss out on. If you know her and you don't appreciate her, you are blind, mentally ill, or just simply a stupid and stubborn person. She is the most beautiful girl you will find in all of the world. No one person will ever match her personality. Amazing does not even begin to describe her. She does not think as highly of herself as most think of her. She is kind, caring, loving, smart, cute, ambitious, precarious, clever, and trustworthy. Thank you, Molly Marie Bell. Thank you for everything that you do. You will have a successful life and if things go right, at the end you will die with dignity, peace, and the last name: Old. You are loved by many... but no one loves you as much as your true love. Alex will always love you.

Molly Marie Bell, I love you more than anything in the world - Alex Old

Molly Marie Bell by Mollymylove July 20, 2012