Jizz Hockey

when you ejaculate in the winter and your semen freezes on the ground and you play Hockey on it

Companion: Did you know I did a bit of Jizz Hockey last
You: sounds very intriguing companion

by Nigga Central October 5, 2023

boo hockey

Something that’s dumb or that’s bullshit.

wow that’s boo hockey.

by Laserfrog44 October 17, 2023

Ro-Hockey World Tour

A hockey-based game on Roblox where a bunch of underaged social rejects playing on their dirty iPads love to screw up their team's chance of winning the final against a team of 0 OVR bots, especially when they're the goalie. It's also filled with mostly sissy soccer/football fans with their display names being "Ronaldo" or "Messi" (those are the ones that you should NOT trust in RHWT) instead of actual like-minded hockey fans

Person 1: "yo wanna play ro-hockey world tour and sell??"
Person 2: "sure i'll be the goalie and let as many goals in as i can dude!!"
Person 3: "GK LEAVE!!!!"

by Merc2009 December 20, 2023

FTW hacker

It's a definition used on MKWII referring to a hacker that only hacks to win matches with advantage against others.
FTW hackers usually tries to closet cheat

I think I played with a FTW hacker yesterday, he always had op items like stars or gigant mushrooms, he was so bad at hiding their cheats...

by Lucs December 28, 2023

FTW hacker

FTW hacker is a term mostly used in the game Mario Kart Wii, it referrers to a hacker that only cheats to gain advantage against others, they usually try to closet cheat. The abbreviation FTW stands for "For the Win"

I think I played with a FTW hacker yesterday, he always had op items like stars or gigant mushrooms, he was too bad at hiding their cheats

by Lucs December 28, 2023

Hand Hooker

One who gives sexual gratification to another using only their hands in trade of goods, services or monetary gains.

Hillary Clinton asked Donald Trump if he could lend her $15,000
He said $15,000 for 150 strokes for Mr mini
Trump. Deal?

She responded; I'm not a hand hooker, if I was I'd been the one sitting in the white house .

by Trudilicious December 31, 2023

Tommy hacker

An absolute cunt of a man who has a blonde head the shape of a monkeys ballsack. Likes to lick the little kids in parts that are not voluntarily presented to him. If you find yourself in a situation where you ever smell one of his farts, EVACUATE, because sorry man but you’re a goner. Those things can wipe out the entire earth. Also he likes his nostrils being licked so go lick his nostrils if you see him.

Look, there’s Tommy hacker *proceeds to lick his nostrils*

by SpreadingDemCheecks January 6, 2024