The act of inserting an umbrella up someones rectal passage, then opening it, usually ripping their ass apart.
Wife - "Hey honey, want to go hi ho diddly?"
Husband - "Sure, what is it?"
Wife - "Ill show you..."
Rrrrrrrrrrip...
Husband - "AAAAAAAAAAUUURGH!"
Husband - "Sure, what is it?"
Wife - "Ill show you..."
Rrrrrrrrrrip...
Husband - "AAAAAAAAAAUUURGH!"
by El Taka June 20, 2008
by Not Really JTanis7 August 29, 2016
one who obtains herpes from various sources in various parts of his body and insists on sticking said body parts into food, socks, other people, etc...
by tehpimptastic1 December 29, 2008
Mike: Hey Sarah, can you grab the broom for me? It's in the closet
Sarah opens the closet door to find Chad ejaculating onto her face.
BROS ICING HOS!
Sarah opens the closet door to find Chad ejaculating onto her face.
BROS ICING HOS!
by thedudester August 02, 2010
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