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Blind French 

A game where one person is blindfolded and goes around the room frenching anyone one time. The person who is frenched puts on the blindfold and begins the cycle again.
A bunch of friends and me were playing blind french.
A hot girl french kissed me and than took off the blindfold and handed it to me.
I put on the blindfold and frenched my guy friend. It was very awkward when I passed him the blindfold.
Blind French by ADunkADunk August 18, 2009
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the french stranger

When a girl is giving a blowjob whilst cupping the testicles, and without warning works a pinky into the backdoor.
Guy 1: yeah this girl gave the best head last night, knew all the moves.
Guy 2: really? What she do?
Guy 1: oh you know, licking the head, deep throat, ... the French stranger..
Guy 2: she what??
Guy 1: nothing.
the french stranger by Candy Dots November 16, 2013

frosty french horn 

to consume whipped cream out of a naked human's bunghole; a sweeter, more refined, elegant, calorie-providing cousin of the rusty trombone
Kenny: "So the boyfriend and I finally took things to the next level last night...tooted the frosty french horn all night and went through 10 Reddi-whip cans!"
Asher: "You mean there's something tighter than the ol' rusty trombone??"
Kenny: "Oh man you have not lived until you've added whipped cream to the mix!"
Asher: "Looks like Friday night is finally gonna feel alright!"

Sneak French 

When you go in for a kiss and slip your tongue into your partners mouth instead.
Babe come on I just want to kiss you, stop sneak frenching me!
Sneak French by Marcus shlang September 18, 2016

The French onion 

The French onion is when you fuck your girl while she is taking a dump
We went the restrraunt and had French onion soup , when we got home , we did the French onion.
The French onion by Poppoppoppop November 6, 2017

Best French Fry

Two people who are closer than best friends, but aren’t a couple. Everyone knows they are friends and they share random yet relatable things.
Maddison: Hi Best French Fry!
Julian: Hello.
Some idiot: Why do you call-
Both: Stfu

National French kiss day

On January 30th it will become national kissing day
I stuck my youngest into my boyfriends mouth because it’s National French kiss day