Fart alarm

When you think you have to shit, but only fart into the bowl when you try to do so.

When you go to change your baby's dirty diaper (because it smells like shit) and find it empty.

Dave: 30 minutes wasted due to a fart alarm.

Melissa: dammit Dave that's the 4th time today. eat a burrito and shit already.

Mom: change your sons diaper. He smells like shit!
Dad: Fart Alarm... Diaper is empty. You were right Honey; he is my son!

by Pelt hater January 11, 2012

fart perfume

When you walk into an area where someone just farted, and you feel as if you have walked into a cloud of perfume. The odour is so bad that you believe the smell will stay, similar to perfume.

John: (farts)

Jane: (walks through fart) Dammit John! Now I have your fart perfume all over me!

by blissillusion October 27, 2009

Fart Paste

the stuff you clean off your underwear after an uh-oh fart

my god he farted and got his fart paste all over his pants

by kile miner March 24, 2006

Fart Lapse

The period of time it takes between the fart and the recognition of the fart, from another person.

"Hoorah, today I got a record Fart Lapse of 21.54 seconds!"

by JollyGoodShow April 19, 2014

farting slut

A slut with a farting fetish. It turns her on when she lays loud and smelly farts just for you. Sometimes when she's empty on farts she eats a big bowl of beans or uses a bike pump up her ass to inflate her belly for a very long farting pleasure.

Check out these hot farting sluts being un-ladylike by cutting the cheese, passing gas, ripping one, breaking wind, and much more!

by Lethal_Mouth October 11, 2008

onion fart

A fart that smells particularly of onion. Usually experienced the day after eating a foodstuff containing onion, especially burgers or hot-dogs.

Man, that was one stinky onion fart

by Kosmos September 3, 2003

fart-knocker

A dumb ass

My boss is a fartknocker.

by Fartknocker girl June 19, 2003