Your unc a drunk

Another familial insult

You: your unc a drunk
Tim: f u cc

by ERUTAN is NATURE backwards March 16, 2018

Slam Dunk Drunk

Newly popularised term meaning the same as “hammered”, “leathered” or “plastered”

Person 1 : jeez, what happened last night dude??
Person 2 : you probably don’t remember, you were slam dunk drunk

by Hellooooo :) :) July 30, 2021

pitt drunk

to get so drunk that you piss and shit yourself and snort oxy cottons while failing to wheel

im gonna get so pitt drunk tonight
oh man i was so pitt drunk lastnight
jordan pitt is such a pussy only fags get pitt drunk
pitt drunk is for pussys

by tylerpitts November 26, 2010

truth drunk

When you've gotten so hammered, smashed, or whatever you prefer to call it that you can't lie whether you want to or not or are actually aware of whether you can't lie or not.

Alex: Why am I under arrest officer?

Cop: SIr, you came into the precinct last night seriously inebriated and when we asked what you did before coming here..... you confessed to murder, and told us where to find the body.

Alex: Damn it..... I must have been truth drunk!

by zetavoid January 20, 2016

Taxi Cab Drunk

Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.

Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.

Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.

Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!

by Impaler August 27, 2013

candy-drunk

A specific type of metabolism sometimes converts excess candy into alcohol. The person with that metabolism then becomes candy-drunk.

A: Did you see karen yesterday?
B: Yea bruh she was so candy-drunk.

by i tried T^T May 1, 2020

Drunk Friar

A body shot, in which alcohol is poured in a man's foreskin. Is sometimes also refered/ called 'Brother Tom is drowning'

The club got crazy when Marcus asked to try a Drunk Friar with his new friend.

by Büldr September 26, 2022