Adj: 1) A person who spouts forth douchebaggery like a hose sprays water. 2) A person who has nothing competent to add but useless drama or needless facts.
That girl is such a douche nozzle, all we hear is drama drama drama!
That guy is so full of himself, a real douche nozzle!
That guy is so full of himself, a real douche nozzle!
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Douchecabulary characterized by obscure word choices, nontraditional uses of normal words, area-specific jargon, and unnecessary prefixes. Words such as nexus, synergy, crux, post-gender and tenebrous are examples of the douche lexicon.
Douchecabulary characterized by obscure word choices, nontraditional uses of normal words, area-specific jargon, and unnecessary prefixes. Words such as nexus, synergy, crux, post-gender and tenebrous are examples of the douche lexicon.
I only went to the benefit gala because of the open bar, but clearly that asshole is trying to network, as he keeps interrupting everyone's conversations to talk about his economics firm and spout out his douche-cabulary.
by alliemyerz June 24, 2010
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by TankDiesel December 12, 2010
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2: Oh yeah, he yells, "goodbye, AAAH!' at the end, haha.
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