Lady boner

What you get when you see your super hot sexy uncle that’s 34 years older than you but is good at eating koochie

I think I just got a lady boner because my uncle gibby just walked by

by Ya fucking girl May 8, 2019

sports boner

Excitement do to a great physical sports related feat.

I got a major sports boner when Kirby Pucket made that leaping catch in the 1987 World Series

by q-tip September 22, 2008

confusion boner

when one thinks to hard about something and results in a full erection of the male penis

i got a confusion boner in calculus today

by doctorgiggles May 11, 2011

boner bag

the female sex organ also known as the vagina.

he slammed his rod excrutiatingly deep into her boner bag.

by churchpw April 27, 2006

Roadrage Boner

When you want to hit anouther driver so bad that your fist has a hard-on.

That jerk cut right in front of me. I was so mad I had to show him my roadrage boner!

by DJ ill August 12, 2011

Boner Brew

Boner brew is your finished product after your brew (masturbating). Think of when you brew beer or tea to get your finished product. Same if you're making your boner brew, you get cum! Hooray!

I was in my room making some boner brew to Brazzers when all of a sudden Godzilla rips the roof off of my room and snatches my phone away and tells me to settle down, I've made like 5 brews today.

by yungtraplord866 January 19, 2015

boner weird

An awkward boner occurring when in a close situation with a close friend, such as a hug or spooning. It is not caused by intimacy and can also coincide with the random boner which has happened at an awkward time.

It is polite to inform the friend that this situation is boner weird, so he/she is not disgusted with your random erection.

guy one: I have to warn you, this hug is boner weird.

guy two: It's ok, we all get boner weird every once in a while.

Guy one: See that guy over there, why has he got an erection in the swimming pool?
Guy two: Oh that's just Harry, he's always getting boner weird.

by thefourthskin August 9, 2012