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asshole hug

A secretive way of asking a gay man for butt sex
Hey Enrique will You give me an asshole hug later tonight
by Notxavier69 July 12, 2016
mugGet the asshole hugmug.

Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.
A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried, the more they met the asshole next door.
by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020
mugGet the Asshole next doormug.

asshole

What to call you're pet turtle, Steve
"Damnit, Steve!! You ate my shoes again, you asshole!"
by DrgonPancake January 8, 2018
mugGet the assholemug.

Bong asshole sneeze

When you made some great food and it makes your asshole sneeze out ouf excitement for whats to come
This food looks great , Bong asshole sneeze.
by Hamcandle January 13, 2020
mugGet the Bong asshole sneezemug.

Strangle your asshole

strangling someone's asshole mean squeezing the hell out of someone's ass
when we get home tonight im gonna strangle your asshole
by StrangeSalt November 5, 2024
mugGet the Strangle your assholemug.
The act of having dandruff and shit covered in your asshole.
Guy1: Why the fuck do I have whitish brown flakes in my asshole?

Guy2: Dude, do you need head and shoulders and some toilet paper? I think it's brown winter in your asshole.
by A jewish ostrich October 31, 2011
mugGet the brown Winter in your assholemug.

lactic asshole

Someone who only wears short sleeve shirts after he's worked out (tries to act ripped when it's just lactic acid making his arms bigger)
Hey do you watch Jersey Shore?

Nah dude, too many lactic assholes on that show.
by TOS T1000 October 13, 2013
mugGet the lactic assholemug.

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